Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
Chuck Norris jokes
Collection of maybe the funnies Chuck Norris jokes in internet.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck’s gas tank as a joke….that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can get Smokey the Bear to start a wildfire.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.