Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris jokes
Collection of maybe the funnies Chuck Norris jokes in internet.
When Chuck Norris left his home at the age of 18 to be a movie star, he told his dad “You’re the man of the house now”
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris got an A+ times infinity in Physical Education.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it