When Chuck Norris bought an ipod, it listened to him.
Chuck Norris jokes
Collection of maybe the funnies Chuck Norris jokes in internet.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of pain and agony the rattle snake died
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear.
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.