Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris jokes
Collection of maybe the funnies Chuck Norris jokes in internet.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris
Even Google can’t find Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.