Chuck Norris once threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people then it exploded
Chuck Norris jokes
Collection of maybe the funnies Chuck Norris jokes in internet.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris can leave a message, before the beep
Chuck Norris once told Hillary Clinton to shut up. She did
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn’t take shit from anybody.